WTF

I wanted to be home by 6pm tonight to be with my honey.  Naturally, Murphy's Law kicked in gear!  I checked the traffic online at 5pm, and saw that the freeway was completely backed up, which shows up in red.  When it's all red, it can take up to two hours or more for me to get home.  So I decided to wait it out a bit.

Now it's almost 6:30pm, it's still yellow & orange because some careless drivers had a collision near the exit I usually take.  Seriously, I know that all things happen for a reason but come the f on, this happens nearly every single Thursday evening! 

End of rant.

Oh My Goodness!

So this Taiwanese socialite and some friends of hers got together to come up with a new brand of cosmetics. On the webpage, she wrote this as the introduction.

** Please proceed with caution, for the following may cause sudden burst of laughter, face and abdomen pain due to uncontrollable laughter. ** (Don't say I didn't warn ya!)